December 2009
today
I saw two deer on the side of the highway, just standing there, completely unfazed by the cars rushing by. Then I started crying. OTL I don’t even know what’s wrong with me; it must be hormones. Or I’m actually breaking down trying to please everyone, but that seems unlikely. def. hormones.
promises, promises
Something that bugs me is that I feel like I might have broken a promise. What are the conditions for promises, does anyone know? Are promises conditional? If they are, do I have to tell someone that ahead of time? “I can only promise you this as long as this is true.” There’s a lot of fine print in promises! I should have written it up like a contract, and then I wouldn’t...
last night
when piko was over, i looked at the picture on the wall and decided to take it down. It filled the frame so nicely, but there was nothing to be done. I don’t want to be reminded of things that are lost. If there’s a picture on my wall, I want it to be by nobody I know, instead of somebody I once knew. If it’s going to make me sad, let it make me sad by content alone and not by...
piko + supernatural
Piko stayed over last night after she picked me up from the Carmax (my car door is busted & getting fix right now, hopefully) so we watched some Supernatural.
“I wish they didn’t look so much alike; I can’t tell them apart…the one with the long hair is the pussy, right?”
Then, five minutes later: “They’re both pussies. |:”
Also misreading his...
holmes
bad holmes movie but good movie otherwise. jude law is pretty great. everyone else is pretty great. the most logic holmes shows is in punching people. what was with that one fight scene? he was just slapping the other guy and getting his ass kicked. then they were like, “wait bro, holmes is supposed to win!” and gave him godmoding logic powers.
idfk.
that’s my holmes review.
marysue
anything with “stryder” anywhere in its name is pretty much guaranteed to be marysue, isn’t it.
stranger than fiction
I watched this movie last night because I’d been meaning to for a while! It was…it was….what it….was. I: It was an okay movie, but there were lots of…if not plotholes, just a lot of things off. A skinny baker? COME ON. NEVER TRUST A SKINNY BAKER. That’s ridic. shit, I don’t care Hollywood, chubby bakers are not only adorable but also OBVIOUSLY good cooks....
ahhhh warm fuzzies
and not the puking kind, either!
i’m going to watch movies and sleep early because…life is…exhausting…people are exhausting! and stupid! so gosh, maybe i don’t need to know you after all!
you, on the other hand, are the best person i could know ever. <333 thank you being so mature and patient and wonderful all the time!
and everyone in general seems so immature,...
holy shit
is no one in this chat able to speak in anything but outdated internet memes? i feel like i’m losing brain cellsssssssssss
ughh, internet addiction, why
even though i’m about to fall asleep and feel vaguely like puking, i still had to log on. I am about 60% sure I will throw up tonight; I’m really really hoping I’m wrong. fmlll i hate you internet
THE BEST MOVIE EVER
I DREAMT THERE WAS A THEATRICAL TRAILER FOR LOST. IT WAS HURLEY, MOPING ON THE ISLAND. IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER. LOST MOVIE. HURLEY MOVIE. YEAH.
it is so easy to depress myself
i should have learned better by now
/sleeps
i will become this animal
anonanimal
a non animal
hold on just a second don’t tell me this one you know i know this one, i know this song, i know this one, i love this song
andrew bird writes my life
if the lord is gonna find me, he'd better start...
Auuuuughhh I’ve got that restless feeling again! So I’m going make lists:
Things I did today:
woke up the smell of turkey soup, yum
helped dad make dumplings. we made too many but the soup was good anyway
watched Inglourious Basterds (& enjoyed it), Elf, Milo & Otis, Lion King II: Simba’s Pride, and the Doctor Who Christmas Special again.
made Piko fix my computer!
...
and mexico can fucking wait
i don’t even like this song but i love that everyone else does; you can feel the love listening to it
nngh.
I wanted to wait to watch Doctor Who, and I think I should have. ;_________; I should’ve just waited and watched it all in a row! Because I just do not know what to make of that; it doesn’t stand alone well at all. OTL
i am copyrighting this
what is the fundamental problem with snuggies? no, it’s not that they are retarded—it’s that they provide minimal cuddling opportunity. so get this:
two person snuggies.
shove two more sleeves on there so you can keep warm and have your hands free for gettin’ busay! BAM. i am going to make millions.
oh also
I HOPE MY DAD MARRIES THIS WOMAN SHE GOT ME A SNUGGIE
augh ;______; why me
notapillowfight:
kelseyum:
My brownies are completely hopeless. I-I don’t know what I did wrong. My last hope for Christmas…completely annihilated…all that prancing around the kitchen, singing Queen, for nothing…
Prancing and Queen is never for nothing!! My baking always breaks up or falls flat or something, but it always tastes good! W-what’s left of it, anyway! It’s not that my family are...
At Christmas with my dad’s British girlfriend and her family, one of her daughters got a shirt with a phonebox on it. My dad immediately goes, “It’s a TARDIS!” I was so proud.